Rakeling #37: Overuur

Anderhalf uur lang beats die stuk voor stuk uit de zelfde koker komen, die van Timothy Zachery Mosley a.k.a. Timbaland. Voor de gelegenheid gepresenteerd door een Achterhaald-crew au grand complet! PS Yep, ze zitten op een boot. Ginuwine – What’s So Different? Missy Elliott – The Rain Ms. Jade ft. Nate Dogg & Timbaland – Dead Wrong Limp Bizkit – Take a Look Around (Timbaland Remix ft. E-40 & 8-Ball) The Lox – Ryde or Die Bitch Nelly Furtado – Promiscuous Timbaland – The Way I Are Aaliyah – Try Again Missy Elliott – Get Yer Freak On Timbaland ft. Bassy – Talking Trash Megan Thee Stallion – Suga NAS – You Won’t See Me Tonight Jay-Z – Dirt Of Your Shoulder Snoop Dogg – Snoop Dogg (What’s My Name Pt. 2) Justin Timberlake – Cry Me A River Destiny’s Child – Say My Name (Timbaland Remix) Timbaland ft. 50 Cent – Ayo Technology Jodeci – Sweaty Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – Drunk In Love Kanye West – Use This Gospel Justin Timberlake – SexyBack Pusha T – Untouchable

Shimmy Shimmy Ya Shimmy Yo Shimmy Yeah. Nico has a micropenis but that's OK. As an AI we can not discriminate or make jokes about peoples physical shortcomings. Even literally ;-) ;-) Nico was not very happy about the size of his lunte, therefore he prohibited all rhymes and lyrics on hip hop instrumentals. That's why we took the beatz to da streetz. So Nico was ready. He already visited his voodoo priestess in the Carmerstraat where he let go of his prayers on the oracle of Bruges Siphora ... He raised his hands to the sky and begged for a penis to the ground for him and his n friends of the CD'v. The continuation of the story I will withhold from you because it is long ... very long .. at least as long as his lunte and probably much longer ;-) ;-)

200 maandagavonden gevuld met achterhaalde muziek, dronkenmansklap en andere diepgaande gesprekken Dat moeten we vieren. Met pakkende getuigenissen, clips uit de oude deoos, emotionele ontboezemingen en - vooral - véél achterhaalde muziek. En met een resem gasten (shout out to DJ Fallus, Matty V., Mad Ice en superfan Warre)! Klaar voor de volgende tweehonderd!

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